Worst Things to Tell a Flight Attendant (And Why You Should Avoid Them)
Flight attendants are professionals trained to ensure passenger safety, comfort, and overall smooth operations in the air. While they’re generally patient and accommodating, certain comments or requests can make their jobs harder—or even get you in trouble. Here’s a detailed breakdown of the worst things you could say to a flight attendant and why they’re problematic.
1. “I’m carrying something illegal, but don’t worry about it.”
Why it’s bad: Joking about drugs, weapons, or other prohibited items is a serious offense. Flight attendants are required to report any potential security threats, and even an offhand remark could lead to delays, questioning by authorities, or being removed from the flight.
2. “Can you make an exception for me just this once?”
Why it’s bad: Flight attendants follow strict airline policies for safety and fairness. Asking for special treatment—like extra alcohol, moving to first class without paying, or ignoring baggage rules—puts them in an awkward position. They can’t bend rules without consequences.
3. “I don’t need to listen to the safety briefing.”
Why it’s bad: Even if you’re a frequent flyer, safety procedures can vary by aircraft. Ignoring the briefing is disrespectful and could put you at risk in an emergency. Flight attendants may call you out to ensure compliance.
4. “Can you watch my kids while I take a nap?”
Why it’s bad: Flight attendants are not babysitters. While they’ll assist in emergencies, expecting them to entertain or supervise your children is unreasonable. They have other duties and can’t be responsible for unattended minors.
5. “The food is disgusting—can you get me something better?”
Why it’s bad: Airlines have limited meal options, and flight attendants don’t control the menu. Complaining rudely won’t magically produce a gourmet meal. Instead, politely ask if alternatives are available.
6. “I’m not wearing my seatbelt because I don’t like it.”
Why it’s bad: Turbulence can happen unexpectedly, and seatbelts save lives. Refusing to comply with safety instructions may result in warnings or even being reported to authorities upon landing.
7. “I’m drunk, but I can handle more drinks!”
Why it’s bad: Airlines can refuse service to intoxicated passengers. Overconsumption leads to disruptive behavior, medical emergencies, or even diversion of the flight—costing time and money.
8. “Can you ask that passenger to switch seats with me?”
Why it’s bad: Unless it’s a minor adjustment (like sitting with family), asking someone to give up their paid or preferred seat is unfair. Flight attendants won’t force another passenger to accommodate your request.
9. “I’m sick, but I didn’t tell anyone before boarding.”
Why it’s bad: If you’re seriously ill, flying can worsen your condition or risk others’ health (e.g., contagious diseases). Flight attendants may need to isolate you or arrange medical help mid-flight.
10. “This flight is terrible—I’m never flying with you again!”
Why it’s bad: Delays, turbulence, and service issues are often beyond the crew’s control. Venting frustration at them is unfair. Instead, provide constructive feedback to the airline afterward.
